One tube, zero concern, absolutely no mint.
Cat Paste
He clocks in beneath the bristles and leaves freshness entirely to management.
The Established Morning Arrangement
Every morning, Cat Paste reports for duty, then formally refuses the mint.
Terms Of Daily Brushing
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Keep Every Cap Slightly Loose
Freshness escapes quickly when nobody accepts responsibility for the tube.
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Face The Bristles Before Breakfast
Comfort improves once every plastic row knows your full weight.
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Refuse Every Request Involving Mint
Breath stays personal when flavor remains strictly someone else's problem.
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Flatten Yourself Before Morning Coffee
A proper morning begins beneath several firm, professionally indifferent rows.
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Leave All Sink Foam Unsupervised
It develops character whenever nobody checks the sink before lunch.
Brush lightly; the cat has already done enough.